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tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true






toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me






katherlne:

this website is really dumb but so am i






iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police






everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disneymoviesandfacts: According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple. Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap? Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk? I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD






yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!

Holy balls






kid-omega:

raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life






cryptobafflingkk: cryptobafflingkk: DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKER? YES. THE BABY DAVE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THAT FUTURE COOLGUY IS AMAZING, AND HERE’S WHY. I was driving to school and was pulled over—Nothing extreme. I wasn’t speeding or doing anything dangerous. I figured the officer was just going to check my stickers and license; as they do often to random cars on this particular road. Anyway, the police car pulls up behind me and I pull over to the side. I look in my rear view mirror, and to my amusement, I see the police officer pointing to baby Dave, then cracking up. Afterwards, he didn’t even get out of his car. Just pulled back into traffic and waved at me, still laughing. Then I started laughing too… because he knew Homestuck. (Or at the very least, it made his day. Which is also perfectly fine. He wouldn’t be the first one to smile over baby Dave.) SO. MORAL OF THE STORY: HAVING A BABY DAVE IN YOUR CAR MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. THANK YOU, HOMESTUCK. Update: The same officer pulled me over again because he recognized the baby Dave. He flashed his lights and put his siren on to make me pull over on the main road, then legitimately just said, “Hey! I remember you, how’s it going?” And I was like, “YOUGAVEMEAFUCKINGHEARTATTACKYOUBIGFATJERK.” AND HE WAS LITERALLY JUST LIKE,  

cryptobafflingkk:

cryptobafflingkk:

DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKER? YES. THE BABY DAVE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THAT FUTURE COOLGUY IS AMAZING, AND HERE’S WHY.

I was driving to school and was pulled over—Nothing extreme. I wasn’t speeding or doing anything dangerous. I figured the officer was just going to check my stickers and license; as they do often to random cars on this particular road.

Anyway, the police car pulls up behind me and I pull over to the side. I look in my rear view mirror, and to my amusement, I see the police officer pointing to baby Dave, then cracking up.

Afterwards, he didn’t even get out of his car. Just pulled back into traffic and waved at me, still laughing.

Then I started laughing too… because he knew Homestuck.
(Or at the very least, it made his day. Which is also perfectly fine. He wouldn’t be the first one to smile over baby Dave.)

SO. MORAL OF THE STORY: HAVING A BABY DAVE IN YOUR CAR MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. THANK YOU, HOMESTUCK.

Update: The same officer pulled me over again because he recognized the baby Dave.
He flashed his lights and put his siren on to make me pull over on the main road, then legitimately just said, “Hey! I remember you, how’s it going?”
And I was like, “YOUGAVEMEAFUCKINGHEARTATTACKYOUBIGFATJERK.” AND HE WAS LITERALLY JUST LIKE,

 






johneggbutt:

hotstriderbutt:

fuckyeahashes:

wardenmpreg:

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i wasn’t kidding about the hussie folder….

hussie is my favorite nerdy pretentious twat

hes so perfect

where the fuck are you even getting these jesus fucking christ






charliemikevictortango417: xamhx: FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES! FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.

charliemikevictortango417:

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.






bookninja4: politicsandhandgrenades: “Just do good” this is literally what i have been saying since i was born four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis I’m so happy right now.

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.






kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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paradisaic:

bernardikus:

paradisaic:

Be free

Is that a water bottle?

ya






132/365: Admitting it is the first step

132/365: Admitting it is the first step