i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.
my new favorite post on tumblr
The Kite Runner.
Fucking real shit.
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me
eating something and then realizing its expired
those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
can you imagine how many linkin park amvs there would be if attack on titan came out in 2003
Rugrats was deep.
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.